[There probably isn't any such thing, but who knows. Miracles have been known to occur.
With the ease of someone who's done this before, Aila tips the goat onto its back and uses the lead rope to hogtie it, over loud goatish protests. The fact that it won't shut up earns it an additional loop of rope around its snout.]
There.
[Aila stands and hoists the goat over her shoulders, fashioning the world's ugliest fur stole--warm, though.
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[There probably isn't any such thing, but who knows. Miracles have been known to occur.
With the ease of someone who's done this before, Aila tips the goat onto its back and uses the lead rope to hogtie it, over loud goatish protests. The fact that it won't shut up earns it an additional loop of rope around its snout.]
There.
[Aila stands and hoists the goat over her shoulders, fashioning the world's ugliest fur stole--warm, though.
She and the goat look ridiculous.]